garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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