i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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