heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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