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I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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