when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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