We won't sleep together?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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