Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
