Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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