Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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