So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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