We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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