The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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