that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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