dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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