Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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