Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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