it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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