So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander