So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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