yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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