She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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