no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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