She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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