that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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