I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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