I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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