You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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