I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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