Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I came so hard my ears popped.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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