i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My ass is underappreciated
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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