if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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