i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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