yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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