he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize