Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Vodka?
Forever.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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