guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So vagazzling was a success
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