Well apparently he's into motor boating.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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