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(703): View more from Virginia

So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.

(1-703): View more from Virginia

You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.

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(815): View more from Illinois

man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed

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(330): View more from Ohio

I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.

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(757): View more from Virginia

1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.

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(815): View more from Illinois

How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?

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(989): View more from Michigan

I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick

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(646): View more from New York

Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?

(212): View more from New York

hahah yep

(646): View more from New York

Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?

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