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• (410): View more from Maryland

  he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  What did we do last night that was yellow?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Ladies don't puke and tell

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF

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