I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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