new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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