There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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