did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
