Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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