I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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