remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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