Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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