we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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