ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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