Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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