You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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