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I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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