You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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