I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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