whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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