HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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