If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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