does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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