When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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