these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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