ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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